I went into the powder room this morning and stopped at the brown smudge on the lid.
My face scrunched up something TERRIBLE as I wondered how the kid got poop on TOP of the toilet lid.
I was way confucious.
Then I remembered something VERY important.
Dude made chocolate covered strawberries last night.
SIP: WHEW! Cuz anything else was simply uncivilized. ROFL!
