Shelly: You oughta see Mike (their new puppy). He just woke up from a nap and he is so happy. He's like Jill Scott when she says, "I woke up in the morning feeling fresh to death, I'm so blessed, yes, yes..."
Me: Whenever I think of Jill Scott I think of that video with her walking down the street about to get at old girl who hung up on her.
Shelly: Girl she was going to get that chick wasn't she?
Me: She was like..."DON'T BE PLAYING ON MY PHONE!"
Shelly: Old boy in the shower, he don't know what in the hell...
Me: He thought she was cooking breakfast and ish. Like...he come out and start sniffing..."HEY! I THOUGHT YOU WERE 'BOUT TO MAKE SOME FISH AND GRITS! JILL! JILL!"
Shelly: And she down the street.
Me: Walking like she was swinging a stick. That's all she was missing.
Shelly: My favorite part is when the lil boy puts the chair out to sit on and watch.
Me: Crowd done gathered and ish. They all 'bout it.
Shelly: Old boy at home mad.
Me: Done got dressed for work hungry and don't know where she is. Back out and see the crowd down the street.
Shelly: Now what would you do if a chick was calling your house hanging up and you know she lived right down the street?
Me: Go get her azz.
Shelly: Exactly. Dude be like...what the what?
Me: He get out his truck and go get Jill talking some..."Woman...you know we don't have to go there with her hell! Here I am thinking you fixing me some breakfast and you down the street messing with the coo-coo chick." Jill be like..."SHE GONE STOP PLAYING ON MY PHONE HELL!"
Shelly: A mess.
Me: Yeah...they might have to move.
Shelly: We done made a whole sequel to the video.
Me: It was good too. Somebody need to tell Jill. It ain't gonna be me. She on't like Robby.
Shelly: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: Humph.
