You live with your boyfriend in a lovely home with a guest room.
Your mother is coming to visit.
She refuses to stay at your house and books a hotel.
Your boyfriend is offended.
HIGHLY offended.
Says your mother is too old fashioned and she needs to get with the program because it's 2013 and yall might not ever get married so is she never going to sleep under the same roof with yall ever?
You good?
