My great Uncle Oscar was the most awesome man in the world. He not only taught me how to drive...but he was just generally a happy, GOOD man.
I loved him so.
Whenever he saw one of us...no matter what, he'd give us a dollar. ONE dollar. To split FOUR ways.
There are some of you who think that is crazy.
And there are others who had a candy lady in the neighborhood and know that twenty-five cents at her house went FAR!!!!!!!!!
FIVE BLACK AND WHITE COOKIES PLEASE!!!!!!!!!
Tell me a quarter didn't go far at YOUR neighborhood candy lady's house!