Rantings of a Creole Princess

From SIP: No laughing allowed you heathens!

Oh the Outrage!

The outrage on these here internets behind this picture has brought me so much joy I should be shamed.

But I ain't.

People are REALLY that.dumb.

We in trouble.

No, Steven Spielberg did not poach a dinosaur, despite viral photo

Things that make me laugh!

I simply want to know why he was 2% more SOB.  I got questions man.

Church Sign Maker

This has been a source of entertainment for me.  LOL!  What would YOUR sign say?

Church Sign Maker

Siblings. TRUTH! LOL!

How to Shade Clap

"Idris Elba didn't..."

People are FUN-TAY!  LOL!  Check out the tweets!  JOY!  Idris Elba Didn't

Finally...someone feels my pain.

Nivea Happy Sensations Lotion

A mother bought her teenage son this lotion and couldn't figure out why I was initially startled and then DYING.LAUGHING.

Laugh Out Loud Funny!

T.O.'s Philly Love

JOY!

You ever had someone beg you like this before?

Christmas Cookies for Singles

 

LOL! Too funny! SIP: She could be single because she didn't let the butter reach room temperature and then cream the butter and sugar together. That makes a world of difference with your cookies.

I bet Kanye is foaming at the mouth...

This cat...

...BRINGS ME JOY! We should name him SIP! LOL!

Foot Locker's Week Of Greatness 2013: All Is Right

The Hungry Games

"I'm from 5th and Washington!"

SIP: He represented his hood and then got knocked out. STROKED.OUT.CLEAN.

TLC Taught Kanye

Starbucks scenario from real life...

You're at Starbucks and a guy hits on you and asks for your number.

You give it to him cuz he's kinda cute in a way.

Instead of calling or texting you, he sends you this video:  

You good?  Still going on that date or is this a crazy pebble?

People are funny.

From:  

Black People Not Amused With White People Is The Meme The World Needs

"Congratulations. Here's a potty pop."

Tear Jerker (But not in the way you think!)

THE FART THAT (ALMOST) ALTERED MY DESTINY

Toast 2 My Haters

SIP:  Um...well...see...I gots nothing.

Twerking Gone Wrong Hoax

LOL!

This made me burst out laughing this morning because I overheard someone say this recently and they were SO serious.  LOL!

Do YOU ever feel like this?

So True@astroashb!

HotNESS or HotMESS?

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Liquid Hand Soap

Dude with the banana stole the show!

You Should Watch: "The Soul Man" on TV Land

If you are not watching this show you are doing life WRONG!  The Soul Man

Neicy Nash and Cedric the Entertainer are bringing me JOY, JOY, JOY on this show! The concept is awesome and it's so funny and refreshing!

This past week when Cedric had to marry the two women and Neicy was getting ready for the hair show? STRETCHED OUT HOWLING!  When Cedric puts his "official" preacher voice on?  STROKE.OUT.LAUGHTER!

Do YOU watch?

LOL!

iDied

I ran into this on a website and DIED laughing.  ROFL!

GOOD MORNING!  How did you sleep last night?  How much sleep did you get?  What time did you get up this morning?

HUMP DAY!

I love this commercial.

Guitar Baby

oneblackman Has Issues!

This weekend we were discussing dating.  One scenario in particular was about a 40something woman dating a 26 year old young man.  My stance was hey...if he made her happy, they both grown.  Fug the police.  LOL!

oneblackman had a different take on it.

oneblackman:  Monnie...in the jungle, what's worse than a cougar?

Me:  Huh?

oneblackman:  You know...like the baddest cat in the jungle.

Me:  *THINKING*  Hmmm...

oneblackman:  I got it!  A saber-tooth tiger!  That's what she is.  A saber-tooth tiger!  Cuz she's mighty long in the tooth!

Me:  *sigh*

Yeah Baby!

Regulate!

Prancercise!

If this doesn't make you happy...nothing will.  Turn off your computer, shut ish down and go get back in the bed.  It's over for you.  

I'm about to do this RAT.NAH!

Convos With My 2-Year Old - Episode 1

 

 

 

I laughed until tears fell.

FIECE Toddler Side-Eye!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

SIP: He got rid of that fish like it was HOT!

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!

Reasons My Son Is Crying

My Kinda Mom

Well...he didn't remove the boot right?

Would you ever think to do this?

BEST.TROLL.BUSTING.EVER!

Boxer Curtis Woodhouse Tracks Down Twitter Troll, Shows Up at His House

See...

CAN'T.STOP.LAUGHING.

SIP: Holy smokes!

Just Beautiful!

Kevin Hart: Frost Without You

Sock Puppet "Flight"